tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64430905018040626152011-07-08T07:53:58.348-07:00Cynical Madness was created by two wise ass chicks that have been best friends for more than a decade...we met online, we chat online, we spend most of our day online. We created this blog for a place that we could just say what ever the hell was on our minds. We make each other laugh every day, even when our lives are at their worst! Our lives just wouldn't be the same if we had never met. That's for damn sure!!Cynical Madnesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03793912485059362841noreply@blogger.comBlogger161100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6443090501804062615.post-74875094170323424192010-10-05T08:05:00.000-07:002010-10-05T08:05:31.728-07:00

written by AuburnVixen Don't you just LOVE receiving emails from scammers that THINK they can trick you into believing their "too good to be true" email scams? We all get them every day and lose precious time in our lives opening them, reading the bullshit, writing them back an "FU" note, and then deleting their message! Life's too short and their are WAY more important and interesting people

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The following is an IM conversation between MischieviousAngel and AuburnVixen. You may want to read the blog post prior to this one, entitle, "I must have been adopted!" AUBURNVIXEN: I sent my mom the link to the dresses with the new Fern color...she wrote back, said the color is pretty...then mentioned she likes the tangerine color... so do you want to look like a piece of fruit now?

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by AuburnVixen My mother and I had a very rocky relationship while I was growing up. We tend to have different opinions on a lot of matters...she loves politics, while the mere mention of the word annoys the hell out of me...she loves to shop til she drops, while I only set foot in stores when I absolutely have to...even her taste in clothes is very different from mine. But she was and still is

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by AuburnVixen The time has come, once again for all of us to fill out that stupid Census form that the U.S. Department of Commerce pressures us all to fill out each year. I received mine in the mail last week and it's been sitting, wrinkled inside my work bag waiting to be completed. Today, I pulled it out and forced myself to rip it open and get the damn thing over with! The forms are pretty

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by AuburnVixen I've come to realize that finding a wedding dress is as difficult as finding a house! For every 50 you see, 49 of them are junk and the one you love is too expensive! Over the weekend, my mother and I ventured out to shop for my wedding dress. My mom is a lot of fun to take along because she LOVES to shop and loves clothes equally as much! I looked online and found 3 places to

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by AuburnVixen I am getting married this year, and I couldn't be happier. So far, everything is coming together smoothly, which is a rare occurrence in my life! My wedding will include a made of honor (my best friend and partner in crime!) and one other bridesmaid. Last night, I had a dream that it was my wedding day. Family and friends were present and my mother was doing the thing she does so

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by AuburnVixen They are all around me and I can't escape! No matter where I turn, I'm surrounded by stupid people! Is there any hope?? They are on the phone, on my computer, driving their cars! They are walking on the sidewalks or crossing the street..They are on buses, airplanes and boats! I have tried to block them out...tried to avoid them...but they find me!!! They always find me!!! The

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Two days went by and no leak was detected. Because my son is home for spring break – my husband offered to pay him $20.00 to fill the hole. He did that yesterday. When I got off of work I went to the water meter and it was running again! My husband got home from work and his jaw dropped when I told him. He said “No WAY!!!! I’m not digging that back up!” Well needless to say he did. Once he

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by AuburnVixen We all hear about it on the news: Accidents caused by drivers using their cell phones. The statistics are clear but the drivers do not seem to care. They think they are invincible!!! I'm not going to claim that I have never used my cell phone while driving, but I will tell you it is an extremely rare occurrence. Why? Because I listen to the warnings and I do not believe I am

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by AuburnVixenMy fiance and I are shopping for a house...Given this will be our first home, we do not expect it to be our dream home...but we would like it to be a home that does not have mold growing on its walls, termites chewing up the floorboards, gaping holes and cracks at every turn, or have swamp-like conditions in the basement. Given the amount of money we plan to spend on a house, I

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by MischieviousAngelHere in my hometown we have this website called (insert name of town here) Freecycle.com. People use this website to post item’s they no longer use or that they are trying to get rid of without having to throw them away and clog up or landfills. I answered a post today of a gentleman looking for a bicycle for himself and his wife. I responded “I have a women’s 15 speed

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by MischieviousAngelFor a couple of weeks now we (my husband and I) have noticed that the water meter continues to spend even after all the water in the house has been turned off. Obviously, this is evidence that we have a water leak. Since the meter was spinning very slowly we thought the best thing to do was to continue using the water and eventually we would notice where the water leak is at

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Today's Yahoo IM by AuburnVixen and MischievousAngel(names have been changed to an initial to protect the innocent.. not that anyone is truly innocent!)AuburnVixen: oooooo....there's a really nice house in our price range!P is going to say he hates it cause it's a split level...but it's got a LOT of great pluses!! HUGE garage, HUGE yard, HUGE master bedroom....It's a 5 bedroom house too! woah!

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by AuburnVixenI work with this guy who I call The Asian Annoyer... he's not annoying because he's Asian...he's an Asian that just happens to be very annoying. ...ok, I know what some of you are thinking, "OH MY GOD!! She's insulting Asian people!!" All you freak shows out there getting themselves into a politically correct tizzy need to calm the fuk down!! I'm not prejudiced against Asians...

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by AuburnVixenI'm driving home from work and approach an intersection, with me behind one car and we are both in the middle lane (which goes straight, by the way!! I thought I should mention that in case you never took the time to read your driver's manual or "forgot" the rules of the road!)...there is a car in the right lane where people SHOULD turn right and no one to the left of us in the left

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Welcome to our very first blog entry of Cynical Madness! We have been best friends for over twelve years now, IM each other almost every single day, have nearly died in more than one traffic situation, but here we are, alive and kickin! To make our lives more interesting, and more entertaining to others, we have decided to put our daily bitching to good use and share it with the internet world!

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